fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

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hentai1080p:

youtube comments section confirmed as the largest source of dark energy on this planet

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kinkyshezza:

Amanda Abbington ladies and gents.

kinkyshezza:

Amanda Abbington ladies and gents.

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pakeeztani:

"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley

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wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

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do-i-smell-watermelon:

timelady-of-221b:

fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

Can you imagine though?
You’re walking around your house and then you see a really tiny Andrew Garfield running around in costume.

i thought we were talking about andrew garfield’s head on a spider’s body

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What Your Car Says About You »

littlemsmusicaddict:

shnuffeluv:

iwillloveyouuntilweareburied:

britishvevo:

whorification:

tonguesandquietsighs:

luc-sywalker:

allissameows:

spamberguesa:

ernest-lancaster:

My car says “I’m poor as shit so I’ll take what I can get.” Nevertheless, I love my little baby. I’ve had it since high school, and I call it the Tomato Mobile, because it’s about the same color as a tomato. I went to a friend’s wedding a couple years ago, and ran into some people I hadn’t seen since high school. Two of them said, rather incredulously, “You’re still driving the Tomato?” Nice to know my little car made an impression.

ditto. except my car is a pumpkin, not tomato

That’s for damn sure.

My car’s just a French heap of shit and I hate it.

At least you fuckers have cars. Be grateful you can afford it next time you’re driving somewhere in the pouring rain and you see someone trudging along soaked to the skin and shivering because they can’t afford a car.

any funny or interesting post on this website will guarantee one person bitching or whinging about it

lol my car is a cherry

and I’m not even old enough to drive. even if I was, there are hundreds of dollars to pay for driver’s ed, hours of practice and more hundreds of dollars to even get a USED car…

*sigh* …15 and feeling down

My car is the same shade of green as dying grass.

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besitos-for-a-day:

Favorite Paramore music videos in snapchats.

 new blog, deleting this one soon

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colorsofsocialjustice:

I highly disapprove of leaking personal photos. But I can’t take Tumblr seriously about the Jennifer Lawrence incident because of a few things: 

  1. You guys made memes out of Dylan Sprouse’s nudes and you praised his ex-girlfriend for leaking them. 
  2. You’re still spreading Calum Hood’s nudes 
  3. Some of you leak people’s address and threaten their lives because they have an opinion that counters yours. 

-Indigo 

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potatocrisp:

im so thankful for all those hard working turkeys

potatocrisp:

im so thankful for all those hard working turkeys

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phantompierce:

neptunain:

great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

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